Bitcoin Koans : Buttcoin

In honor of Bitcoin $1,000*, here's a list of Mt. Gox's valued customers (*Price is not reflective of the actual value of bitcoin)

I've compiled a list of Mt. Gox's "valued customers" from its twitter stream. Ask yourself if a legitimate company would have a similar stream and lack of customer support.
It's time to put Mt. Gox out to pasture. They were a phenomenal innovator, but it's now just a dangerous exchange.
Note: I'm on this list, too.
GMolenkamp, LaunchByte, 01101O10, MADinMelbourne, LondonBTCMeetUp, DuhHamza, snail365, AntoineSL, IIIPROIII, jordandegeus, DClark2014, Pirucho, harmvanderven, gtklocker, jamesjcousins, djbooth007, EnumaElish, jonnyhsy, abelevii, baihk, matsimo, RusselDalton, lifemanifesto, strip911, user16782173, vurbinaporrero, ActlHumanBeings, ch25061, PatrickAgut, AsherWolf, trader_bitcoin, fuckspacedrumma, bitcomsec, CryptoDirect, BravoCrazy, apap100, jujueyeball, sinonevero, Christopherglaw, cryptosecurity, mowheeler, yuri_koval, panatha192, hyph3nx, twobitidiot, AegisFS, elreystadesnudo, B2Benb2, mvanhorn, SiliconPM, BitcoinZilla, kaizen7, CElston, LamassuBTC, ansgarjohn, Arganaut, frizbninja, milto117, angrymofo, ZagaloZ, yugz777, BTCguess, fsbtnews, danicellero, evilthought, kazanture, RenegadeMinds, daniellauhlig, zhenghaox, speed2606, klinthoufy, anarcoin, TConspiracyChef, Sanelino, supershares, alexisvos, NoEyeSquareGuy, DHQNgo, jaysu, simonhopper, elreystadesnudo, B2Benb2, JoeCroninSHOW, Unguided, iZoo3y, cpmccurdy, RvZwiggelaar, hilldoc, doctorzaius, jasonmcbeath1, patrickakerman, LABLEVI, tcomfb, mvanhorn, SiliconPM, Trancez0r, AirBoyNoises, _CharlieHaley, nipponese, frenki07, Pimpmycoin, SpaceCashApp, biatch0r, Sturgeongroup, JamesGMorgan, BitcoinZilla, kurtvarner, NeverLoseVision, RvZwiggelaar, japes, bphillab, Kf_Lenz, salojc2006, btcdrak, bitcoinsandwich, Heidern2, SpikeeeN, rexuslexus, BorderedHessian, mechanimal82, simonhopper, walidjsanchez, nughaud, sfaigan, chen_mingming, liberaleco, tiagofaia22, Cryptowhore, Sabelo_Maduna, OpenECommunity, Peercoin_Info, BitcoinSachs, darzin, matth3wpeng, ltbitcoin, idiot, ridreis, AlanRHooper, TConspiracyChef, RedScareBot, wr, TheTommyD, nataliew2, koinsmart, Nysedaytraders, leetwitbc, _amckenna, SFBitcoinTaxi, stuwyatt, zapnap, NHLaundryKing, TiberiKo, CUSSBRO, dantoml, Coinboard, jongold, atef_drira, TVeleckovik, Supreme_Mentor, DeusExJuice, Bitcoin_Bum, _ShaSoftware, VestaTrader, BitcoinFound, Nicky_PoohBear, TiberiKo, NHLaundryKing, zapnap, JamesLiamCook, Bitcoin, awillmobbs, hlopez, Bobmuffins, TheCryptoEdge, kadrkn, Zubinezu, bitcointxt, aikordek, joerodr, BitcoinPosse, adambailey27, DanJones79, CephasSerhat, CrazyLittle, hodortargaryen, alienshooter99, TConspiracyChef, SamiGhazali, trutherbot, stuwyatt, dan72ros, arjunsethi, dennishegstad, TaoOfSatoshi, keithsaltojanes, trader_bitcoin, MattFinn2, TVarmy, killhamster, jebus911, mdp2031, VestaTrader, josealivivas, KatsuHenrikki, jerroenbakker, kingtytankhamen, TomHashemi, BullionBaron, B_Acro, BitcoinSignal, dragonfire1024, Eddie_Catflap, andrewroyer, divinejudge1, KatsuHenrikki, kingtytankhamen, atef_drira, jerroenbakker, The_BitCoiner, Truex, TomHashemi, Rkpools, krellis, _J4n37, josealivivas, JohnDaugherty86, SPC_Bitcoin, nlcondit, SFBitcoinTaxi, pushingtin, riisacoff, sidragon, WILLWONGX, ASampei, upal, chrimm, belsito, mowheeler, VestaTrader, BitChangeClub, BlueJayKay5, GeckoFawkes, coljac, conspirologorg, WelfareWTF, subimage, LtdData, cointhink, TopBitcoinSites, kazfavs, pushingit, launchticker, finansakrobat, Birmav, davewalter81, jdebunt, onefix, jameve13, Ric0tjuh, ASampei, BELADOZZAS, SumOfCoins, iZoo3y, JohnDaugherty86, ActualAdviceBTC, Protossscs, iamheff, upal, mach1monorail, ASampei, Fontasee, Sea_Devil, davidpate8, selqeni, buuddha77, 845151320lwq, M0ssein, MasterOfCoins, ianatha, macbrainpro, KeatonRaser, wdaniels, bneiluj, leetwitbc, IMGoldMine, TheRichDouche, alansuspect, TConspiracyChef, cryptfolio, leejaew, Crockoduck1, DJCrizCray, sovereignmonkey, HoodSavior, CephasSerhat, anonymous6844, dillweedrules, macbrainpro, VelocityCoin, throwinabanana, cryptonic27, prettybinladen, kadrkn, ianatha, igorclark, BitcoinTitan, Bitcoin_Altcoin, BitcoinZilla, somanhuang, Harry_Dillema, BitcoinMayhem, Coincamp, ASampei, Frank_Craft, D3Markets, dogecoinpark, FoxyVo, BeerlyWeedz, youflavio, inVIINCEable, JackCrypto, trakout, FlavienCharlon, somanhuang, LakesAdam, myselfbtc, prathswoop, jamel_rwb, jsblokland, somanhuang, cryptoron, simonhopper, Eleonorwjmg, trakout, keremkacel, D_Roch, KBurkowicz, bitcoinrocks, samueloakford, TheLawrenceDude, DaveHaroldson90, FlavienCharlon, jimmyhomma, GjertGjersund, martijngonlag, LakesAdam, KingCyberJacob, bitcomsec, flix1, GarrickHileman, bitcoinpotato, DCG_Crew, fotoroll, DesperateTrader, mrebola, irwm1, rdawood007, KratosMtOlympus, JustusRanvier, CryptoConner, alejanfm, mulligan, litovskaya, JffrLabel, TConspiracyChef, yeahfro, elreystadesnudo, OLAnewscast, iheartubuntu, cryptocnews, fak3r, wombleswyrd, Jason, ZacCoffman, heri, wdaniels, adv4nced, ws, dragonfire1024, strongnuclear, BitcoinZen, ericcogen, NeverLoseVision, Qwahchees, icrewuh60, ketchupandbeer, dorongrinstein, bitinturst1, Datavetaren, OpenECommunity, trutherbot, wowaname, kinoti, altcoinpumper, MikevHoenselaar, EddieDrysdale, VinceintheBay, jebus911, LaurentSartran, JohnRMeese, bratt, leewalton69, JustCosm, isellbitcoins, JeffWalker82, TKutrada, sethgoldin, pietrosperoni, CryptoCartel, jrtaff, FrentzelJ, AboutBIT, Cryptonauta, BlankSteve, BitcoinSignal, BitMillionaire, markhankins1982, BitVestors, Chaits, stephenlb, triplepundit, RuneBloodstone, onbitcoin, newsBTCdotcom, BitcoinKitty, cryptoeconomist, BitcoinSitesOrg, RenaudDenis, matthewmascioni, guitarlife2012, ezra802, jimmyhomma, PennyGaff, Zubinezu, Stevie2747, Tiraspol, Ripplesync, BitcoinSignal, KrakenTrader, daitken4, ycopfiles, aprilthemoo, cirobrandao, TheBTCG, JackCrypto, spyn, KristinPaget, kponseel, rdawood007, symantec, KristinPaget, dan72ros, cryptocoinmedia, fightcopytrolls, packmatt73, GabrielVisser, zhongfu, Rentadesker, kponseel, lammatha218, vadipp, MagnoxZhan, neo1607, OvRonda, feufy78, spyn, PennyGaff, dkoletic, TheBTCG, Bitcoin_Watcher, ZLOK, selqeni, KristinPaget, ortelius, rlhead3890, NickFrey, wandgrab, TomBandetta, KristinPaget, jsblokland, torbahax, Liberationtech, raulriera, Curious_Heather, MendzappJames, JffrLabel, kornstar11, RealmDweller1, LatestBTC, AmelDedic1987, PaulCapestany, btcdotcom, atswartz, Asher_Wolf, coinsultants, MrOf4343, BitcoinGain, BitcoinCEX, skelly_boy, fmisle, wendydiaz73, RNR_0, Puunk, feufy78, cryptopense, ActualAdviceBTC, h4rd3z, Cellcote, JBintcliffe, DuhHamza, SatoshiNakam, Johnny5Eu, Abbott, sea, farhannow, julianor, OTBCNews, gerryhays, altcap, InterdasGlobal, zachtratar, RBenadon, dylanized, myproviderbv, dkasper, sergiocovelli, ePubMATIC, calmcdn, TheBitcoinWife, nicr9, TConspiracyChef, BuyQuark, hehersontan, luketpembroke, torontofixit, grimnar1, PharmaTradr, kponseel, doltek, jimmyhomma,TCVisionary, DRoch, 1HandsomeHustla, TheLawrenceDude, OWSBuenosAires, pessimism, George_Hahn, darylmander, igorclark, StephyFinance, miguelsantosw, Coinboard, FrankoCurrency, btccharity, anjiecast, L2GStar, kwamgee, litecoindude, DragonPitch, DGSchesser, MichealKennedy, malin_mar, cryptofolio, AllenEstrin, GnomishMath, SPC_Bitcoin, metamatterNL, moultontyler, FIAT_Poop_Shoot, vineetsonkar, SimranDevs, capaday79, justinfondriest, growlhero, FontasBTC, NINK, RL_Betatester, microcable, LitecoinToday, gregorymunten, sndrptrs, FaireGlobalLLC, SharkWipf, DanishPuss, Azyouknow, irijiri, PeterOdeus, daitken4, Orbixx, lammatha218, Cee_Bgm, kingfaraone, Beccas43, D15RUPT, MelissaLeeCNBC, flibbr, PerryJLucas, LitecoinBoy, pizzaindex, JimmyBarge, El_Mono1958, BrianKellyBK, thesurfer68, cryptohamster, AndyBarrick, deuceocho28, joar79, yuri_koval, therealhaxwell, BTCGeek, xiffy, PhilBoscarino, AaronvanW, ml_gardner, Cryptocoinbiz, ThinkBig, AlvaroBurgos23, bearpig, SteveClement, AndrewDeichler, KavaKauboi, eforcems, jaimefdezcaro, FeliciaQiKim, 212onise, hoxy313, fdefoy, FunkyJamma, lopp, BitcoinDayTrade, btcdrak, zaamhain, ManFmNantucket, markgongloff, NekotTheBrave, wtrnl, AlaricSystems, irwm1, solwatts, ranhatty, FaireGlobalLLC, DeMoralizer25, BuyQuark, waveride2, ranhatty, BitcoinHotMom, frank600, filmanthropos, jvanek1, bbtm64, levifig, irwm1, cstaketoki, aaguileravega, RuanBeukes, Emeka89, Uzocho, eekygeeky, MichealKennedy, BitcoinSachs, solwatts, zovanei, adambreckler, Cryptominer1, NickBeardShow, reverendcaptain, lammatha218, PlayBaseGames, Dear Valued Customer, NabiIaHolicisMe, israeldavidoliv, timstoop, blacksun1, BitMate, BTCESpec, FaireGlobalLLC, thesurfer68, holidaynova, rowiro, mrebola, FdhJose, htjyang, JonnyPhun, thegonan, RippleLounge, XRPTalk, heromanjay, evanzenker, fmisle, markmcan, tristan_winters, frenki07, DomjEspo, b_rossi, LTCInformation, Coinflipkens, CoinMarketCap, JoakimHaage, NWBitcoin, pizzaindex, FaireGlobalLLC, aaronyarm, thesurfer68, Grundoko, NekoArc, JudeBurger, airmatic20, ruan1219, evula, ordnanceelf, levifig, WhipeeDip, wowaname, Koudemort, NewsBitcoin, _OpeniX, Adult, khaaanah, TheRealSajad, tensafefrogs, Willyum727, reicher001, TravisPatron, iarvin, TweetsFromRichy, MrBBrown, KryptoKoolio, SithIlluminati, ahonentj, arrewinki, seangraf, trish_regan, DavidEGrayson, AcclaimDan, SteveStreza, SamForty, WebEspy, corbetter, BitcoinLessons, pagobit, SteveElsewhere, yugz777, Adam_CE, NickBeardShow, ranhatty, ChrisRobinsonYo, SavneetS, notopk, Jason_Rowley, brucecat, chinaboysu, BitcoinLinksNet, BitcoinContract, CPython314, Turkoglu53, ristonojonen, matticane, TVeleckovik, gatorshoosiers, CeoCHN, lickthepig, khurramc, apap100, TheAtomSea, EntropyExtropy, iWeyer, JerseyITGuy, jzipdamonsta, lopp, vidicbojan, btcglea, EnumaElish, NinjaCubed, JackCrypto, CryptoPumpNDump, DCMJ2014, AndrewDEvans, StickerTraders, jgarzik, JosephLandesman, BitcoinAltcoin, Sturgeongroup, Spooky_Nick, nixberger, Kphelpz, kryptokash, QuickBT, SolaceNow, therealhaxwell, owocki, jamesarosen, RajivVarma, cajici, al676, CrystalBall6, Liberationtech, ws, computerxpds, raahil190, MisterSinakoteh, Redcoatwright, NicoDAgris, 18_0152_u, mikeyavo, SamAsante, coinalytics, AMLG23, KristeeKelley, OFC_videos, PromptLondon, rekkd, JackCrypto, CodeForBitcoins, T3rr0rByte13, dasnut1, TConspiracyChef, OTBCNews, SteelValleySpec, Bitcoinity, bitcoinpotato, Jipe, El_Mono1958, Bit_Prof, T3rr0rByte13, JohnRMeese, mattdrayer, Johnny_0o, rraposo, BryceWeiner, RCasatta, RBenadon, KcChano, FreeDumb_News, OFC_videos, TroyLumpkin, davidgilmer, PokerCapitalist, Btcboogie, niksthehacker, _OpeniX, BryceWeiner, guiabitcoin, MarcdeVerdelhan, newsBTCdotcom, iheartubuntu, macaskill Bitcoinkenner, PharmaTradr, funkyoubitch, FinanceTed, Hugues_Maynie, DunningKruger, BitcoinDayTrade, tucaminoingles, Chronic_Inc, Hoefgeest, BryceWeiner, Bitcoinkenner, mmeijeri, brucecat, kenhorn, chee1bot, BitstampSupport, Colin4ward, willsta4me, Stalast, sh4t, Ernestinetnsf, khaaanah, Awzum_JC, DeRuilcentrale, KavaKauboi, GreenPirate_org, MisterSinakoteh, BitcoinDayTrade, PharmaTradr, FlyingRich, goqobuo, TheGARVdotcom, Reddoxxx, btcdefender, BobsBitcoins, BitcoinKinetics, Spooky_Nick, CaptnThundrCunt, 7alazouun, josephzamudio2, postkneejerk, TheBigEasyofOz, TheBigEasyofOz, davidjtwit, sharpcode, _dvgc, Jetjumper, peterverhaar, rmurph17, atghiphop, Cryptanalytics, Cryptanalytics, djtBMX, BrianHousman, AustenAllred, m52go, BTConsulter, SirBitsALot, PokerCapitalist
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Bitcoin Koans

A reddit user asked Bruce Fenton: "Without speaking, without silence, how can you express the truth?"
Fenton observed: "I always remember the block-chain. All is recorded within."
The users of /BitcoinMarkets used to study TA before Paco Ahlgren posted on reddit. Four of them who were intimate friends promised one another to observe seven days of pure math.
On the first day all were silent. Their analysis had begun auspiciously, but when night came and the markets were rising quickly, one of the users could not help commenting: "TO DA MOON."
The second user was surprised to see the first one comment in English. "We are not supposed to write a word," he remarked.
"You two are stupid. Why did you comment?" asked the third.
"I am the only one who has used pure math," posted the fourth user.
killhamster went to /dogecoin where a bot had started a giveaway and asked it: "What is, is what?"
The bot tipped him 98 dogecoin.
killhamster replied: "Cryptos cannot prosper when the price is too low." And he left.
A few days later killhamster went again to visit the bot and asked the same question.
The bot answered the same way.
killhamster said: "Well given, well taken, well tipped, to the moon!' And he tipped the bot back.
1point618's Comment: The tipped doge was the same both times. Why is it killhamster did not admit the first and approved the second one? Where is the fault?
Whoever answers this knows that killhamster's tongue has no bone so he can use it freely. Yet perhaps killhamster is wrong. Or, through that bot, he may have discovered his mistake.
If anyone thinks that the one's insight exceeds the other's, he has no eyes.
Two users were arguing about the LTC/BTC exchange rate. One said: "Bitcoin is moving by gaining value."
The other said: "Litecoin is moving by losing value."
TulipCoins happened to be passing by. He told them: "Not Bitcoin, not Litecoin; mind is moving."
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